Dear sirs,
Bring back Drathmoor! What kind of a review was that! The Burning, my Aunt Fanny!
-L.B.
To the editors,
A travesty! The best thing about your paper gone! Bring back our Hollywood connection!
-B.L.
Sirs & Madams,
I learned nothing from A Burning! That "reviewer" is grossly inadequate! Where is Drathmoor?
-L.B.L.
From the editors:
Due to overwhelming response, Mr. Marvin Tremins will not be reviewing anything this week. To learn about this week's movie, you will need to do three things: 1) turn to Page 11, 2) get the show times, 3) see the movie yourself. Have a good week.
