I don’t know what to say that could give you more of an overview of his character. Crazy! He kills people! And, he’s barefoot all the time! You don’t walk through woods killing people like that. I mean, come on! What about broken glass? Ticks? Rusty old beer cans? Madman Marz isn’t even a nature boy. He had a nice home with a nice wife and child. Granted, he killed and ate a portion of them but the villagers hung him to make sure he wouldn’t do that again. But, he got away and survives, as does his house. Although, I don’t know what happened to all the villagers and their houses. Must have been a long time ago.
All you have to do is yell his name “Madman! Madman Marz!” and he’ll come out of his home and kill you. Well, not you. If you were the one who yelled his name, you’ll survive. Everyone else will die. So, my advice? Yell “Madman Marz” whenever you’re in the woods. You’ll be safe.
Another thing you’ll want to keep in mind...If Madman Marz is out, keep an eye on picturesque spots that are backlit. Up in trees, in rooms, that sort of thing. I guess because he’s rather misshapen he prefers the light behind him. Just a tip.
Oh, one more, if your car won’t start and you throw open the hood and your friend’s head is jammed under it, run very fast. Something big and evil is right nearby.
So, this movie. Nice...Go camping. Have some sex. Play in the woods. Drive a big blue bus. Die.
There’s more than that, obviously. Come now! Who made this film? H---y-o-d? Yes. Thank you. That previous paragraph was called a “gister.” (Defined as “a sentence that gives you the absolute minimum breeze of a film.”) So...
I lost my train of thought for only a moment. But, I am still reviewing “Madman.” Hey, here’s another tip, if somebody yells out the killer’s name bringing him back to a vengeful state, leave. (Like that old guy.) Get in your car and drive away. Once you’re out on the open road doing around 35 or 40, he won’t be able to catch you. (He’s barefoot.)
Boy, this one is loaded with things that can only be helpful. Climb on board! They’ll make it salty for ya! And, they’ll make it cold too. Oh...Mommy! I can see your breath! Man, and what about that hot tub scene! Mommy! I can see your nips!
Let’s think about the movie for a bit...Heyyy! When the guy’s singing in the beginning, you can see everybody being killed! Heyyy! When the guy goes in the hot tub nude, you can see his assterior! If he had turned around, I promise you...bougainvillea.
Hey, what’s with that one lady’s teeth? She’s got so many! And, the other lady shoots her in the face. Ohhh nooo! What a day! Her boyfriend’s dead too. Sigh.
What about...Give me a second.
Hey! Evil wins! The only people left at the end (apart from the kids who escape on the bus) are the little storyteller who is pretty nutty and Old Wallace Crust-A-Lot who runs the camp. Everyone else burns up in Madman Marz’s house fire. Except Marz. Evil never dies, folks! I’m not making this up! Watch the movie!
Hartsook and crammed, this film has it all! Plus, a guy is hanged or hung from the highest bough. And, have yourself a very good time with this film. Why dont’cha?
Oh, hiding in refrigerators is not for everyone.
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