One thing I love (and I know Hollywood does too) is going into the woods for an outing. Take some friends, a radio, take some sweet & glorious booze and just live it up! (NO! Love It Up!) Please! For Me!
Ahhh...the outdoors. If you have a salacious boyfriend or girlfriend, take them. Have sex! That's what the woods are for! Come on! You know what? Even if you don't have a lover, take somebody! My God, sex and the woods are almost synonymous!
You're wondering what all this has to do with The Prey? Wonder no more! The Prey is about some attractive young people who go to the woods and, man!, do they ever make out! (Like you should.) They have fun, they climb down mountains, they swim. I mean, come on! They swim! The fun does not stop! Well, it does. But, it has nothing to do with them.
Time for a cold, hard truth. Hands by your sides, kids. This may come as a shock but...some people don't like the woods. Someone in this movie doesn't like the woods. That's why some of these kids die. Because there is a man out there who hates the woods. No ifs, ands or buts. He likes gals, though! But, you know what we call guys who like to kidnap women and make them have babies in caves? Jerks. That's what this guy is.
So, yes, people do die when they go in the woods. But, let me share the movie's lesson:
Bring a gun.
A small gun of some kind to shoot anyone who may not enjoy the woods completely dead. Why not? Self defense, right? The woods are for everyone. Come on! You can get killed driving a car any day of the week. How do you avoid this? Keep your guard up! Come on! One well placed shot'll do it!
Don't let someone like this stop you from enjoying the beauty and splendor of the woods. It's there for you. It wants to be your friend. Go there. Today.
Come on!
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