Could we get a little more accurate on the House in question, please?

I Love movies.

I love people who love movies.

Therefore, I Love You.

Would you let me stay at your place for a while?

This is all kidding around.

But, it wouldn't be if I lived at the House of Death. A place where people die.

Yes, you heard it here first. People die at the House of Death.

And, they all like sex. Although, none of them actually have sex in the House of Death. In fact, after watching the movie twice (fell asleep in the theater), I'm not 100% sure where exactly the House of Death was in the film.

The cast arrives at an old house in a graveyard during a rainstorm. While there, a 34-year-old college student named Diddle goes to use the old outhouse. Whilst in the old outhouse, he is completely slaughtered. Hung like a stuck pig who was going #2 during it all.

Then, his friends find him and some more folks are killed and it all ends in the House of Death.

Well, I suppose it must be the House of Death. It is in a cemetery and people die there. But, it only appears in the last 10-15 minutes of the film.

Then, of course, it could be the house of the buxom blond who doesn't seem to bother with sex but turns out to be buxom in the end...Her Grammy lives in the house with her. No one dies there but...well, who's to say it's not the House of Death?

But, there's the house of the young woman who plays baseball with the young man. But, we never go in there.

But, there is the Bottomley household, home to Agnes & Casey. She's pleasingly plump, he's mentally slow from an accident, I think. The movie is mysterious on that point.

Or it could be the briefly visited home of the Coach.

In fact, that's probably it.

OK. Well, that's the House of Death.

Thanks for reading this week. I'll be back next week with more words for you to read.

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The following was a lesson for everyone:

The coach's house was not the House of Death.

The movie states, and I believe this is true, that any house could be the House of Death. So, be careful. Don't die. Thanks for reading.

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What? You want more? Kids, go see the movie, Will you, please?