[No column this week. Just this blurb and reprint]
From The Editors
Drathmoor is on "Vacation" this week. So, we've put together...
Our Favorite Drathmoor-isms!
"Hollywood is so great it makes me feel good!"
"There's nothing like killing people when they're not dead!"
"A monster, sure, but a fantastic monster with fantastic slacks!"
"Hey! It's like the man said: It's not so scary being a fairy!"
"Melvin went in first but his arms came out last, if you know what I mean."
"Why can't things work in the victim's favor for once?"
"It'll be a soft night on my rump before that happens!"
"Velveteen is too vague a word to describe my pants after this film."
"Well, well four guys named Thermin and their mama, Cozy Wanda!"
"Too much, too soon, I fudged 'em!"
Of course, this is just a smatter. When Drathmoor returns from his "Vacation", we'll get a lot more. You can count on that!
This week at the Rialto: Splatter University . A young woman begins teaching at a prestigious Catholic school. Contemporaneously, a mysterious figure begins killing the students. Is it her? Or is it the crazy old priest in the wheelchair? Come to the Rialto this week and find out in this state-of-the-art, high impact thriller.
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